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Old 20-05-2011, 20:20   #101
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Maddy Day Care
Two professional doctors open up their own childminding service, then bugger off for a meal.
See that dot on the horizon behind you, that's the line you just crossed.

I'm right next to you on the Special Bus to Hell though!
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Old 21-05-2011, 11:04   #102
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Army of Dankness

They're not undead or even particularly evil... but they do smell a bit musty.


Ice Aga

It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.


Finding Nero

Tech support insist the PC has DVD burning software but it's nowhere to be seen.
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Old 22-05-2011, 02:19   #103
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Austin Lowers

Set in the 60s, demand for the classic beige coloured Maestro runarounds start to dwindle.

Jurassic Pork

Palaeontologist Sam Neill discovers a Neolithic bacon sandwich & scours the world to find its origin.

Lord of the Rinks

Four short kids from Devon battle it out to be the best speed skater in all of south west England.

James and the Giant Beach

Wee Jimmy from Glasgow takes his first trip to Blackpool, with some catastrophic results.

Hairy Potter

A ceramics master stumbles upon a mysterious rock which makes his beard grow to unheard of lengths.

The Extendables

8 action heroes come together to get taller.

The Spining

A grizzled man suffering from schizophrenia uncovers his true talent as a seasonal chiropractor.

Last one for now.........

Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Bach

A bunch of Chinese warlords decide that classical music has no place in their new dynasty and begin a universal campaign to have it stricken from history.

I'll think of more one day.
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:04   #104
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8nm

Nicholas Cage investigates snuff movies on the sub-mcroscopic level


Ears

CG animation about everyones favourite appendages


City of Bod

A poorly animated cardboard boy surviving on the violent streets of Rio de Janeiro with Farmer Barleymow, PC Copper, Frank the postman and Aunt Flo.


The Green Bile

Paul Edgecomb vomits till there's nothing left. And then has another heave. A big black guy makes him better.


Dull Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sgt Hartman doesn't shout once and is really nice to his new recruits


Ben-Her

Transvestitism and Roman slaves, features a fabulous chariot race, where Ben-Her wows the crowd wearing a negligee and feathered slippers.
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Old 22-05-2011, 12:19   #105
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Moolander

PREPARE THE BOVINE CATAPULT
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Old 22-05-2011, 17:11   #106
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Rita, Sue and Pob too.
Rita and Sue get pissed off by a moron who keep spitting all over their windows and writing his name in it.

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In space, no one can hear her sing. Thank *** for that!
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Old 22-05-2011, 17:54   #107
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Vesperado

Antonio Banderas deals out justice in Mexico, mod style.
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Old 23-05-2011, 01:12   #108
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To Kill A Mockingbard

Period drama about the death of a comedic minstrel.

Mystic Rover

Existential film about the ruminations on Life and Religion by an automated Mars exploratory vehicle.


Ricky

Set in the east end of London, a particularly annoyingly nasal Patsy Palmer screaming the title characters name as he decides to have a career change and become a boxer.
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Old 24-05-2011, 14:40   #109
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The Mouse on Haunted Hill

It's scary! Honest!


Ghostlusters

Crash-style fetishist movie but about people who can only get turned on by the ghosts of their dead loved ones.


Under Sieve

Steven Seagal shows us how to construct a makeshift shower when out in the wilderness.
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Ghostlusters

Crash-style fetishist movie but about people who can only get turned on by the ghosts of their dead loved ones.
Sounds rather similar to Ghost.
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