Movie Title Fun - Page 13

semi-pro waster · 28-05-2011, 20:50

Orange Bounty - a fascinating documentary about the consumption of limited edition chocolate bar, Colin Hanks narrates as Jack Black eats.

The Rustler - Paul Newman is a pool shark, up against the best in Jackie Gleason's Minnesota Fats when it's down to the final shot of the game and some inconsiderate spectator opens a pack of wrapped boiled sweets. If you've watched Trainspotting you've got an idea of what happens next except here it's an assault so brutal that even Begbie would shrink from it.

Postage - Bruce Willis stars as he negotiates the release of his package as it is held by the local sorting office for insufficient stampage.

Lube - what you need to accomodate the mind**** that is a film with no discernable reason for existing and barely anything to describe as a beginning, middle or end.

Flibster · 29-05-2011, 01:06

Bling John Malkovich
Trinny and Tranny take John Malkovich shopping at Argos for some lovely jewellery.

Dobbie Does Dallas
Dobbie the House Elf falls on hard times after being fired from his job at Hogwarts and ends up doing... well... anyone.

The Bodfather
A childrens cartoon about a man who is in charge of a powerful mafia family.

9 1/2 Geeks
A in story about the formation of Microsoft - most memorable scene is where Bill Gates has ice rubbed all over him while blindfolded.

Belmit · 29-05-2011, 20:03

Road Trap

Horror film where sexy hitchhikers lure drivers to their deaths. Starring Admiral Ackbar.

Smilla's Sense of Snot

"I see mildly sick people."

Bitch Black

Blaxploitation film about two pimps who continuously argue over the ethnicity of one of their 'ho's'.

I'm so sorry.

Edit:
Stagmata

Jesus is getting married! Time for a party he won't forget!

Someone may need to stop me.

vix · 30-05-2011, 11:57

Harry Potter and the Philosphers Scone

Harry and his friends embark on an adventure filled mission to find a rather important bread product. Quick, before Voldemort eats it! I hear he has jam!

Dymetrie · 30-05-2011, 13:10

Ten Things I Hate About Yop

Teen documentary based in an American high school around the time of the prom, detailing their hatred of yoghurt based drinks.

Desmo · 30-05-2011, 19:29

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Originally Posted by Belmit

Stagmata

Class

Von Smallhausen · 01-06-2011, 02:32

A View To a Pill.

James Bond returns in this contraceptive drama where Miss Moneypenny has a near miss after being rammed over M's desk by 007.

volospian · 01-06-2011, 08:42

Gold Minger
James pits his wits against Jordan, the gold digging slapper with a face like a haddock

The World is Hot Enough
James pits his wits against the evil George Monbiot and his Global Warming cronies who wish to ban Aston Martins

Dr, Yo!
James pits his wits against the evil Gansta Rapper Dr Dre as he tries to take over the world via a hardware implant in every HP laptop

You Only Give Twice
James pits his wits against Miss Moneypenny who, after going down twice in a row, demands a bit of reciprocation

volospian · 01-06-2011, 08:54

The Fridges of Madison County
The photographer Robert Kincaid spends 4 days photographing various refrigeration devices in the 60's

Teen Rolf
A teenager discovers that every full moon he has a strange desire to play the wobble board and sing "tie me kangaroo down sport"

volospian · 01-06-2011, 08:59

Homo Alone
When his family go away on vacation and leave him alone in the house, young Kevin McCallister stumbles upon his fathers gay pr0n library and discovers his true sexuality.

Uncle *uck
When bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister, it turns into one hardcore orgy

28-05-2011, 20:50	#121
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Orange Bounty - a fascinating documentary about the consumption of limited edition chocolate bar, Colin Hanks narrates as Jack Black eats. The Rustler - Paul Newman is a pool shark, up against the best in Jackie Gleason's Minnesota Fats when it's down to the final shot of the game and some inconsiderate spectator opens a pack of wrapped boiled sweets. If you've watched Trainspotting you've got an idea of what happens next except here it's an assault so brutal that even Begbie would shrink from it. Postage - Bruce Willis stars as he negotiates the release of his package as it is held by the local sorting office for insufficient stampage. Lube - what you need to accomodate the mind**** that is a film with no discernable reason for existing and barely anything to describe as a beginning, middle or end. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

29-05-2011, 01:06	#122
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	Bling John Malkovich Trinny and Tranny take John Malkovich shopping at Argos for some lovely jewellery. Dobbie Does Dallas Dobbie the House Elf falls on hard times after being fired from his job at Hogwarts and ends up doing... well... anyone. The Bodfather A childrens cartoon about a man who is in charge of a powerful mafia family. 9 1/2 Geeks A in story about the formation of Microsoft - most memorable scene is where Bill Gates has ice rubbed all over him while blindfolded. __________________

29-05-2011, 20:03	#123
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Road Trap Horror film where sexy hitchhikers lure drivers to their deaths. Starring Admiral Ackbar. Smilla's Sense of Snot "I see mildly sick people." Bitch Black Blaxploitation film about two pimps who continuously argue over the ethnicity of one of their 'ho's'. I'm so sorry. Edit: Stagmata Jesus is getting married! Time for a party he won't forget! Someone may need to stop me. __________________ Last edited by Belmit; 29-05-2011 at 20:05.

30-05-2011, 11:57	#124
vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	Harry Potter and the Philosphers Scone Harry and his friends embark on an adventure filled mission to find a rather important bread product. Quick, before Voldemort eats it! I hear he has jam! __________________

30-05-2011, 13:10	#125
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	Ten Things I Hate About Yop Teen documentary based in an American high school around the time of the prom, detailing their hatred of yoghurt based drinks. __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

01-06-2011, 02:32	#127
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	A View To a Pill. James Bond returns in this contraceptive drama where Miss Moneypenny has a near miss after being rammed over M's desk by 007. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

01-06-2011, 08:42	#128
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	Gold Minger James pits his wits against Jordan, the gold digging slapper with a face like a haddock The World is Hot Enough James pits his wits against the evil George Monbiot and his Global Warming cronies who wish to ban Aston Martins Dr, Yo! James pits his wits against the evil Gansta Rapper Dr Dre as he tries to take over the world via a hardware implant in every HP laptop You Only Give Twice James pits his wits against Miss Moneypenny who, after going down twice in a row, demands a bit of reciprocation

01-06-2011, 08:54	#129
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	The Fridges of Madison County The photographer Robert Kincaid spends 4 days photographing various refrigeration devices in the 60's Teen Rolf A teenager discovers that every full moon he has a strange desire to play the wobble board and sing "tie me kangaroo down sport"

01-06-2011, 08:59	#130
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	Homo Alone When his family go away on vacation and leave him alone in the house, young Kevin McCallister stumbles upon his fathers gay pr0n library and discovers his true sexuality. *Uncle uck** When bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister, it turns into one hardcore orgy