03-03-2013, 19:40 | #3451 |
The Night Worker
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Good looking cars that turn out to be Diesels.
Example A. A lovely looking lady lets me cross in front of her whilst walking home from town, White Audit TT 12 plate gleaming in the sun, I'm thinking well dreaming of her just opening the door & whisking me away showing me her skills driving whilst I admire the lines of her,,,,, Ang on did I say that out loud Well anyways as I get past she throttles the car to get it going DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER I heard the baby Jesus cry myself right there in a street near my house, Sobbing he was as my heart sank at this awesome looking TRACTOR What the Sam Hell is going on ??? Why buy a fantastic looking motor & pick the Tractor option, This is not Madness it's Plain 21st century Witchcraft is what it is. Yer I've said it, I know the Truth, You can't fool & old fool, Am on to you. Can somebody help me down off my soap box please ??? |
03-03-2013, 21:17 | #3452 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Location: The Winchester
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In films, when people need to draw blood, why do they cut THE PALMS OF THEIR HANDS?! Worst place to cut ever.
Maybe second worst...
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03-03-2013, 23:34 | #3453 |
Spinky-Spank
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Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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People who go out of their way to wind you up because they think it's hilarious. Forget the fact that you're having a really ****ty time and the little things really do matter, as long as they get their fun, that's all that they're arsed about. F.U. Asshats.
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05-03-2013, 20:54 | #3454 |
Shoes, Boobs & Corsets
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The fastest town in Scotland
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People who openly ask for advice on how to commit insurance fraud on facebook. Ok, it's 'only' a mobile but really? Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't dream of it :/
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06-03-2013, 14:00 | #3455 |
Spinky-Spank
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Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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Non irrational: Anxiety. Really ****s things up & there's so little you can do about it when it hits.
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06-03-2013, 15:29 | #3456 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
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A couple of things.
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06-03-2013, 19:25 | #3457 |
Lara Croft
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Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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People eating Burger King on the train right next to me... Argh!!!
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07-03-2013, 09:51 | #3458 |
Vodka Martini
Join Date: May 2009
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Totally. I used to have seriously bad anxiety and panic attacks that started about 7 years ago. I'm a lot better now, but almost every day I still have waves of anxiety, usually over nothing. The trouble is, when I'm bad, it gets me down and that drives more anxiety in a downwards spiral. If it wasn't for my wife being so supportive, I don't know how I'd get through it sometimes.
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07-03-2013, 18:47 | #3459 |
Reverse SuBo
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: London
Posts: 8,673
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Grrrr....
Hello Mei, We have showers and a bike storage by the disabled Entrance. Your welcome to come to reception and ill Point them out to you. Many Thanks, Nikki Random capitals, incorrect usage of words and missing apostrophes. Grrr! BB x |
07-03-2013, 19:18 | #3460 |
L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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*hugs*
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