I have decided that....

[William]

Consoles have the best multiplayer:

Even though you are often limited to just 4 players, console multiplayer is the best because:

>You know the four mates on the couch infront of the telly.
>Your mates never get stressed when they loose they just laugh.
>You often have a nice big stash of sharing and caring alcohol/food and maybe drugs on the coffee table.
>The fact that you are playing against mates you know allows any game, even really crap ones become great fun.
>You do not need to worry about ping, connections, networks, FPS, AA, mouse sensitivity, packetloss, rates, turning off sound (I'm looking at you Eve!).
>The CD player is usually blaring over.
>You don't need 4 seperate copies of the game, when shared the whole lot is cheaper.
>Is better than LAN because you don't have to shift PCs.
>Is better than the internet because there are no ****ers.


Hazzaaah!