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Originally Posted by Belmit

#768122 +(874)- [X]

<dez> lol got some hot lesbian thinking im one
<g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex
<dez> .....
<dez> is your sceenname josihawt190?
<g0dly1> yes
<g0dly1> ****
<dez> oh ****
<g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone
<dez> agreed


#230424 +(876)- [X]

<Gerard> Damn bitch **** damn.
<Tom> PG-13 Gerard
<Gerard> Dang gosh golly dang



#21788 +(1890)- [X]

<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

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Read the middle one out to my manager and she laughed too