Pikey Survival tips & Yours.

[Justsomebloke]

Right i shat the bed this morning & have been up since 6 despite gaming till gone 1 last night
So i am bored & am in full Spam mode, This is the first thing that popped into my head i thought was good enough to start a thread on.
Survival tips, You know things that Old people have told you that you just Don't forget.
Here's a couple to get started with.

Caught in an Avalanche tumbled over a zillion times, disorientated you don't know which way is up to dig your way out.
How ? = You Dribble from your mouth & dig the Opposite way


Car goes in a river/flood/of a Dock into the sea
What do you do ?
Roll the windows down about 2 inches, sit having a screaming session until the car rests on the bottom. Having the windows/window down an inch or two will let the water fill the car quite slowly. Gaze & Amaze at the fact your lights are still working
Just before the car fills to the top take one last Massive breath. As the car is now Full of water the door will open easily. Leave the car but do not let go of the car. Touching the car move yourself onto the roof of the car & use your legs & the roof to Push yourself up to the top


Ok now it's your turn