Finally found what my life is missing...

[Pebs]

or rather what the dogs are missing

Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem

Thank god. I lay awake at night, distraught over the fact that my dogs don't have a pair of cahooners for me to admire.





ROFL! I just typed all that and realised that actually, they both do have all that nature intended them to have! I've been missing out on prime puppy perving opportunities! That would explain their enormous self esteem though.