Delia Vs Real women

[Mondo]

Saw this in TP.

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way
Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice
The Real Woman's Way
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t.
Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh!t.



Finally, the most important tip:
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles.
The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo