Oh. My. God.

[Pebs]

Firstly Oh My God I have the BESTEST ever friends EVER! Did I say EVAAAH!!!! To those involved, thank you for last night and I wubs you ALL, and big extra special thank you to the ringleader, luvs you lady! Surprise birthday dinners are brilltastic A big effort for everyone on a Sunday night, it's hugely appreciated.

Secondly Oh My God for the first day in the new job. My brain is oozing out of my ears and it's just taken me several attempts to type this without too many errors, I've got a thumping headache too. I've spent the day being told the many exciting and diverse ways I can get myself sacked or 'requested to resign', how to stay out of the papers and how to properly bow and scrape depending on the amount of silver bits on a shoulder.

Tescos shelf stacking is the way forward.