Butt Munchies. Or Face Munchies.

[Pheebs]

Desmo and I were discussing Piggys butt when we got on to the topic of butt munchies.

Butt munchies happen to us all... you know, when you bend over and stand back up only to realise your butt has consumed the vast majority of your underwear... or perhaps even outer garments. In huddys case possibly mens ding-a-lings in the shower.

When this happens, this means your butt is hungry. Therefore you have to feed it.

WITH SAUSAGES!

This is where me and Desmo had the bestest idea in the whole entire universe. In a matter of minutes and consumption of vast amounts of brain power we invented..

THE SAUSO SKIRT.





Not only will this skirt satisfy you butt munching needs, but provide you with a delightful meal in those times of hunger. Just yank off a sausage, give it a dip and NOM NOM NOM NOM!

This invention is GENIUS because:

a) it feeds you
b) it clothes you (for a while) and will never need washing as you eat it
c) for us - the inventors - we'll be minted as people need to continue purchasing replacement sausages *CHA CHING* to prevent any embarrassing situations arising (i.e. your foof being exposed).

(Oh yes, the yellow things are baps but Desmo thinks they should be removed. My reasoning of keeping them in was so when you sat down you didn't by accident (or purpose) lose a sausage where the sun don't shine.)

/me feels proud.




/me thinks she needs to stop avoiding the washing up.