Questions for the more mature......

[Del Lardo]

Got sent this today and as I'm travelling and therefore bored I thought I'd fill it out.....



1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Gas bill. If I could capture my own I'd never need to pay another one

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Backstreet Bistro in Cambridge

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Last Friday morning. It was weird, I hadn't drunk that much and it was the first time I was sick the morning after EVER!

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. I don't do dancing

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Miss Plant

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Getting ready for Tuesday night 5-a-side

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A mad scientist

8. What college did you attend?
Loughborough

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
I liked it

10. GAS PRICES?
Fuel card

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I've not seen enough of the world or met enough women to make that decision

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
More sleep PLEASE

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
**** me I'm pissed

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Loose fitting boxers

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
French Knickers no bra

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I don't think I truely despise anything but I'm not a fan of cleaning

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
No

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep all day

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Bender (Futurama)

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sleep

21. Have you found real love yet?
No

22. When did you first start feeling old?
3 months ago when I considered changing my default Radio station from Radio 1 to Radio 2

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Transformers. First VHS I owned (age 4 and 10 months)

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Steak

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Milk, lunch wrap, Tescos bakery Caramel shortbread

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
None

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Weed

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Legally Blonde

31. What’s your drink?
Beer (none of this larger ****)

32. Cats or dogs?
Dogs

33. Pub or bar?
Pub

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Best mate Graham

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 1

36. Norm or Cliff?
Um????

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
None. Made mistakes none of which I regret with hindsight.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
The only time I can see someone opposite from me is when I work from bed and can see myself in the mirror. I don't like mirror me, he's really attractive and the ladies keep throwing themselves at him.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I know that I am not capable of intentionally killing another human

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Britney.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Angelina Jolie and it they would have to invent a new small unit of time to measure how long it would last. Nano seconds just wouldn't be up to the job

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No

44. Last book you read for real?
The God Disusion

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
No

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Um, in the shower

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
New York

48. Have you ever been to church?
More times than I want to think about

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Right now neither but if forced New Relationship

50. Just how OLD are you?
26 going on 62 given my current prevalence for ranting