There are five stages of sex:

Admiral Huddy · 08-02-2008, 10:48

1. Surf sex - where you first meet and you shag 'til you're blue in the face.

2. Kitchen sex - When you you've been together a short while and you'll shag anywhere, including the kitchen sink.

3. Bedroom sex - Sex becomes routine and you shag only in bed on a very occasional night.

4. Hallway sex - This is when you pass in the hallwayand both shouting "**** you!"

5. Courtroom sex - Your wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.

08-02-2008, 10:48	#1
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	There are five stages of sex: 1. Surf sex - where you first meet and you shag 'til you're blue in the face. 2. Kitchen sex - When you you've been together a short while and you'll shag anywhere, including the kitchen sink. 3. Bedroom sex - Sex becomes routine and you shag only in bed on a very occasional night. 4. Hallway sex - This is when you pass in the hallwayand both shouting "** you!" 5. Courtroom sex - Your wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers. __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log**

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