A Joke. - NSFW -

Von Smallhausen · 08-03-2008, 19:09

Sorry if it bends BD rules but I just laughed myself daft.

A bloke takes his new girl to his house to meet the parents but he says to her to be aware that they are deaf and mute so things may be strange to her.

On going in the house, the girl is flabbergasted to see the mother with a bottle of Stella up her fanny and the father with a pair of matchsticks keeping his eyes open. Not only this but his testicles are hanging out of his pants.

' What the hell is this ? ' asks the girl.

' It's sign language ', the bloke says. ' My mother is saying get the beers in you c*nt and my father is saying bollocks I'm watching the match. '

08-03-2008, 19:09	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	A Joke. - NSFW - Sorry if it bends BD rules but I just laughed myself daft. A bloke takes his new girl to his house to meet the parents but he says to her to be aware that they are deaf and mute so things may be strange to her. On going in the house, the girl is flabbergasted to see the mother with a bottle of Stella up her fanny and the father with a pair of matchsticks keeping his eyes open. Not only this but his testicles are hanging out of his pants. ' What the hell is this ? ' asks the girl. ' It's sign language ', the bloke says. ' My mother is saying get the beers in you c*nt and my father is saying bollocks I'm watching the match. ' __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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