The Case of the Exploding Mug

[Justsomebloke]

So me mate popped round & i got the kettle on while he got busy with the African origami.
Pulling a mug from the cupboards i have a habit of pouring boiling water over the mug & wiping it off with a piece of kitchen towel. As i wiped the mug with the kitchen towel it Exploded in my hands like a 2nd World War grenade
Damage to my hand is considerable with a Grand Canyon size gash in my left thumb right across the pad bit
I am a Wounded Soldier
I've been brave & tough & after elevating my arm for 3 weeks the spurting gushing red stuff has subsided but obviously i will need at least 7 pints to restore my levels
Using 14 packs of plaster i have patched myself up & now sit here with life eeeking out of me wondering whether i have enough blood/energy to last another hour.
This could quite possibly be my last post so Tell all your Grandchildren about me & use me as an example to save young children from Exploding Mugs

Being quite honest i may just get a rope out now & hang myself. I cannot skin up, play my sexbox or play the violin at the Albert hall tonight. Thankfully my injury shouldn't stop me playing BF2 so not all is lost.


Here Lies
Malc30 Dying of Blood loss killed by an Exploding mug