Dilemma

[Justsomebloke]

Just had a couple of mates around chatting **** & drinking tea. Frank loves a visitor or two so gets all excited & bombs about. Jst as my mates are leaving one goes A up malc !!! Frank has just chucked his guts up on the kitchen lino big style
Heffing great pile of dog puke sitting on my kitchen floor now that makes me heave just thinking about it. At the moment i have just covered it with a tea towel but god knows how i am going to deal with it. Are there any places you can phone that come out & clear up dog puke
I've dealt with it before, some times sweet some times a struggle but today my eyes watered i am heaving & gagging & am just not up to it.
Do you think it's out of order leaving it on my kitchen floor covered by a tea towel for around 6 hours until the missus comes round, She is due a visit later so i could pretend it just happened before she knocked
Kin ell, I know i am going to have to sort it & go through the heaving & the gagging & the sweats

Anybody passing my house in the next 30 minutes HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!111101101011!!!