Selling my Booty

[Justsomebloke]

Did i suck you in thinking there was some nice booty in here, Well there is Not
Booty as in Car booty not Fantastic shaped Black womens bootys that hypnotise a fella into thinking the World has shifted of its axis causing major gravitational disturbances
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What is it with Black womens bootys anyways, How is it a Black woman can have a big arse, stick it in a set of jeans hanging it all out the back & swing it down the road so sexy liike all full of confidance but a white woman will constantly wear baggy crap that makes sit look saggy & then moans about it all the time saying they are fat
More white women doing the Booty call i say Get the right shaped jeans & Swing that Ass
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Anyway... (I do go on don't I)
I'm doing my Booty sale tomorrow come wind rain tornados hurricanes world domination attempts or the enforcement of White slavery by Alien invaders, No matter what i am going to be standing in a field about 6am 'ish trying to sell a load of Junk to raise monies for my car tax
Booty has been raised from all corners of my Manor. I have to much to list but i have packed Everything in my house i don't use Plus other junk i have picked up to clear it out of peoples way like 3 portable type tellys & Goodmans DVD/CD player & old VHS video camera
So that's me & I will be posting back my happenings on this Mission of Fund raising for the Tax the Vit charity.
I must say last time i had a right laugh chatting to the other Booters around me, Haggling with customers & Abusing the cheeky bidders.
My Classic line on the day is "Move Along & make way for Real buyers" One Dude i had to say it about 4 times to get him to **** off, I am like Move along please, No mate MOVE ALONG please, COME ON MOVE ALONG NOW !!!! The other Booters were pissing themselves.
Nowt against Asians you should all know that about me but **** me they take the piss when it comes to Cheeky bids.
You have summit worth 25 quid you are selling for a tenner & they offer you 4 quid or summit MOVE ALONG PLEASE MOVE ALONG