Notice to all clients using comma decimals

[Jonny69]

Notice to all clients:

We are sick of you using commas for decimals in your numbers. Commas are for a short pause or break during a sentence, not for decimal points in numbers. They are called decimal places for a reason. Using commas for decimal points causes us nothing but grief. We invented them and it's our product, we are right. Well actually the Arabs invented them.

I have worked out an alternative, from now on you shall not use any decimal places at all and you will round all numbers up. This will have the following positive effects: 1) you will appear to increase your income because everything will be rounded up and 2) you will over value and over-inflate your currency against the Pound.

Once your currency is suitably devalued due to your incompentent runaway inflation you will realise just how worthless you are and that Britain is great. You will return to a farming living with some kind of feudal system and we will crush you on our regular crusades as we have done in the past.

Regards

Jon