I stole a dog..

[Admiral Huddy]

Last night cycling home something really strange happened. Apart from NOT falling off and surviving, this little Jack Russell started to follow my rear. It's not the usual sort of dog I attract but in many ways, this dog was by far sweeter.

She was following me for about a mile and after a while, I thought she was clearly lost. So I picked her up and checked for a dog tag, which there wasn't one.

Not knowing what to do, I thought the best thing would be to take her home so I put her in my back pack with just her head popping out. I think she enjoyed the ride (please no puns here) as she didn't moan.

When I got home the family were overjoyed that I brought a young dog home. “Can we keep her?”, “Absolutely no way”, I replied.

Later on in the evening, I phoned the police who weren't interested; there was no answer at the RSPCA which did surprise me so I had to drop her off at the local dog drop in.

I feel guilty now that maybe she knew were she was and I’ve stolen her....