Caught Speeding

[Wossi]

On the way home from dropping the parents off at Luton airport I had to pop home and get changed for work. I pulled into my village and was doing just under 40 when I saw the 2 coppers with a speedgun. I got out of the car and they offered me a choice:

Fine and points

or

Drive to the local junior school and sit infront of 5 kids while they ask 10 questions about the highway code and why I was speeding. So I opted for that. I've never felt like such an idiot in all my life sitting there while the kids asked me questions about me speeding.

Was a bloody good idea though and much better than just handing out points and fines as you feel like such a mong sitting there. On the plus side, no points or fine though.

What is annoying is I don't normally speed in the village I was just in a rush to get home, get changed and get to work and eat as I was starved.

Yours, thoroughly abashed