(mainly for the men of BD...) If you were offered...

[semi-pro waster]

So there's no benefit to it other than being able to boast/shamefully admit to it? Well when you put it like that you're really selling the options.

I'd have to give the Queen option some consideration but only if I got to meet Phil the Greek afterwards. I'm not sure how well snogging the Monarch to get closer to her other half would go down but that's a risk I'd just have to take.