Say Hi to Borris...

[Piggymon]

.... the bruise !!

So I wasn't going to go to Muay Thai this week, I always end up with a few bruises on my legs and seeing as we're going to the Chrimbo do this weekend I didn't want to look like a skank ho with bruised legs showing.

Friday night however, whilst perfectly sober, I decided to walk straight into a fence post. My inner thigh got a bit swollen and I had a massive graze... not too much of a problem I thought, I'll cover it up with makeup

But nooooo.. I now have the biggest bruise known to man which is so big it needs a name - it's now called Borris.



I shall be wearing tights or leggings with my dress and hope it's calmed down a bit by NYE