A very merry UNIX Christmas

[Feek]

 you better !pout !cry
 you better watchout
 lpr why
 santa claus < north pole > town
 
 cat /etc/passwd > list
 ncheck list
 ncheck list
 cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
 cat list | grep nice > giftlist
 santa claus < north pole > town
 
 who | grep sleeping
 who | grep awake
 who | egrep 'bad | good'
 for (goodness sake) {
          be good
 }
 santa claus < north pole > town

It makes me smile every year