Superuseless power

Garp · 20-01-2009, 10:17

What would be your superuseless power?

e.g. power of inflight flight, you can fly, but only when flying in a plane. only thing it's good for is avoiding the trolleys in aisles.

Slumberjack - superhuman strength, but only when asleep.

precog, but only 2 seconds into the future.

mine: ability to control DVD players with my mind, but only when tv is off.

Lana came up with two: Ability to levitate, but only under water.
laserblast eyes, but only when they're closed (for the split second your eyelids would last under such a barrage)

20-01-2009, 10:17	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Superuseless power What would be your superuseless power? e.g. power of inflight flight, you can fly, but only when flying in a plane. only thing it's good for is avoiding the trolleys in aisles. Slumberjack - superhuman strength, but only when asleep. precog, but only 2 seconds into the future. mine: ability to control DVD players with my mind, but only when tv is off. Lana came up with two: Ability to levitate, but only under water. laserblast eyes, but only when they're closed (for the split second your eyelids would last under such a barrage) __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

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