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13-02-2009, 07:40
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
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 I tried to do the list and started off OK. I had Feek as best man and Pebs as matron of honour, then I started to list everybody I consider true, personal friends as page boys/bridesmaids and the whole thing got completely unmanageable - I never realised that I had so many real friends here  .In light of this fact, I have restricted myself to two of each. Page boys - MB (cos he looks better in a kilt than I do) and Burble (cos he has excellent taste in whisky). Bridesmaids - Aitch (cos she's drop dead gorgeous) and Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (cos she's my pal). Bride would be given away by Grandad. DJ - well, it has to be Luke, we'd have a hell of a party. I'd also have Lopez doing jokes at half-time. The bride? Easy! Jodie Foster, because I've been in love with her since I was 11  All my other friends from here would, of course, be guests of honour and we'd have the biggest top table ever to fit them all in  (there'd be a bucket under Belmit's seat - just in case  ).Also, joint photographers would be Pete and Dee and catering by Leo and Lostkat.
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