Blighter Jokes

[Zico]

Disclaimer 1: I don't know what the subject was when this cropped up on my Friday night work piss up/Thai meal was but I thought it was good.
Disclaimer 2: It's never too early for a Christmas joke.

On Christmas morning Mr Claus kicked off his shoes and opened a beer when he said "ahh it's good to unload!” Mrs Claus turned to her husband and asked "each year you sit down and say that, what exactly do you mean?" to which Mr Claus replied "well love when you get a swollen sack every year then you'll know what I mean!”