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Old 11-03-2009, 18:09   #1
Pheebs
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Talking EeeeeeeeYORE!

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?

A winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love ?


A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind ?


A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?

A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey !

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?


A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!!

What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love
while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?


A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey
donkey!!



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