Awesome Amazon Reviews

[Mondo]

That milk one had me in stitches

I drank, nay, sipped this delectable product for a whole day straight, savoring the nuances of the milky goodness. I only expected this quality product to revitalize me and provide me with much needed calcium and vitamin D; however, it did so much more... A list of the diseases and maladies I had that miraculously disappeared are below:

Severe acne
Scurvy
Malaria
Ebola Virus
Black Death
My broken toe
AIDS
Poison Ivy
Blindness
The Common Cold

It even cured my impotence, and I am female.

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