I love Americans

Del Lardo · 03-07-2009, 13:08

Working from the Club lounge at a Sheraton hotel this today which as usual is full of American tourists and I just heard this classic.....

American 1: Are the shops open tomorrow?
Concierge: Yes sir, it's Saturday so all the shops are open
American 1: Aren't they closed for the holiday?
Concierge: Looks confused Holiday?
American 1: Independence Day, you guys celebrate Independence Day don't you?
Concierge: No sir, why would we celebrate American Independence Day in Italy?
American 2: Looking at his friend You dumb ****

03-07-2009, 13:08	#1
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	I love Americans Working from the Club lounge at a Sheraton hotel this today which as usual is full of American tourists and I just heard this classic..... American 1: Are the shops open tomorrow? Concierge: Yes sir, it's Saturday so all the shops are open American 1: Aren't they closed for the holiday? Concierge: Looks confused Holiday? American 1: Independence Day, you guys celebrate Independence Day don't you? Concierge: No sir, why would we celebrate American Independence Day in Italy? American 2: Looking at his friend You dumb ****

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