Boat Drinks Top Tips

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:48

Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.

Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else.

Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight"

Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand.

Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye.

Never piss into the wind.

When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person.
Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect.

05-08-2009, 18:48	#12
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration. Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else. Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight" Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand. Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye. Never piss into the wind. When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person. Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect. __________________

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