Well this is exciting

[Zirax]

*bang bang bang bang*
Half asleep
*bang bang bang bang*
Dammit
*bang bang bang bang*
I'm coming (damn you)
*bang bang bang bang*
Door opens.....

It's the police, can we come inside?
Yeah

My bloody neighbour has left his oven on and has filled his flat with gas! One click of the boiler and boom! Currently sat in the motor with the electric seats on defrosting. Stupid stupid git. So much for my first good nights sleep in ages.

It's scary just how easy it could have gone the other way.