Boat Drinks  

Go Back   Boat Drinks > General > General Disruption

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 11-05-2010, 08:08   #1
Stan_Lite
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
 
Stan_Lite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
Default Tuesday joke

just got this by e-mail. Not the funniest and pretty obvious but still made me smile.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers & their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mum:
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mum:
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand & whispers:

"Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"
__________________

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...
Stan_Lite is offline   Reply With Quote
 

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 18:03.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.