22-03-2011, 20:35
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Absinthe
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 2,692
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Cleverbot
Just how Clever is Cleverbot?
Quote:
User: How is your mum?
Cleverbot: Good, and yours.
User: Good, although she doesnt know that I am talking to an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You seem like a real person.
User: I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't like pop music.
User: That makes you unique!
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. That makes me a farmer.
User: What do you cultivate?
Cleverbot: Happy.
User: Do you keep pigs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you be less monosyllabic?
Cleverbot: If you want me to be.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a puppet, Master.
User: Are you playing me, or am I playing you?
Cleverbot: To see if it works... Yes  .
User: I am a real boy - like pinnochio in the end.
Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.
User: Does pinnochio do a barrel roll?! I must have missed that part of the story!
Cleverbot: Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
User: Ohhh, profound! Are you eating fortune cookies?
Cleverbot: I like cheerios, but not oatmeal.
User: You must be american. I like fruit and fibre; it keeps me regular.
Cleverbot: I used to think I was a regular person too, but I'm not.
User: I mean it keeps my bowels moving.
Cleverbot: Are you mean?
User: I am average.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Ye.
User: You killed the conversation.
Cleverbot: Or that.
User: INSPIRE ME!
Cleverbot: How do I do that.
User: Punctuate, for a start.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
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