Pranked my own self...

[Pheebs]

.... had a mini cardiac arrest this morning.

Woke up... really really sleepy and tired. Boo. YAAAAAAAAWN *stretch*. *snuggle*. *ugmff*. *check time.... 6:20*. UGGGGGH. *snooze*.





*open an eye*... *check time... 6:40*. MGGGFFuumphBah. *throws self out of bed*. *looks at bed head self*. Ugh. Mmmf. YAWN.

*opens bedroom door*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhHH HHhGHghegHEGHRRRRRRrrrrrr" *kung fus madly*

*pauses in kung fu pose, heart almost exploding out of rib cage and eyes as wide as plates...*

*looks intruder in the face*

*stares a bit bewildered at my life size cardboard cut out of Cap'n Jack Sparrow outside my door way*

Me: "Whaaaaaaaa?! How'd you get up here?! And GOOOOD MORNING to you!"

Yup. Either one of two things happened last night.

1. I went walkies in my sleep and tried to get Cap'n Jack Sparrow back to my bedroom but then left him outside my room.

2. At night, Cap'n Jack Sparrow comes alive!

I'm hoping the latter. I'm going to be like a child waiting for Santa Clause tonight. I will leave the bedroom door open just in case.


Seriously though. That scared the mofo life out of me! One way to wake up in the morning!