Movie Title Fun

[semi-pro waster]

Orange Bounty - a fascinating documentary about the consumption of limited edition chocolate bar, Colin Hanks narrates as Jack Black eats.

The Rustler - Paul Newman is a pool shark, up against the best in Jackie Gleason's Minnesota Fats when it's down to the final shot of the game and some inconsiderate spectator opens a pack of wrapped boiled sweets. If you've watched Trainspotting you've got an idea of what happens next except here it's an assault so brutal that even Begbie would shrink from it.

Postage - Bruce Willis stars as he negotiates the release of his package as it is held by the local sorting office for insufficient stampage.

Lube - what you need to accomodate the mind**** that is a film with no discernable reason for existing and barely anything to describe as a beginning, middle or end.