Tiling, I Told You So, Tea and Revenge!

[Pheebs]

Today I was getting stupid filthy trying to tile a fire place which was being a RIGHT pain in the bum. I had slate tiles too... which haven't been cut straight so are 0.5cm out... a stupendously annoying amount!

Due to a tile snapping enroute home from when I picked it up I am deliberating how to finish the fire place.

Me: "HMmm"
Sam: "Why don't you align that one at the back and stick those two on the side using the other snapped tile?"
Me: "Well... Hmm, not sure. It kinda needs to be centre else it doesn't follow the pattern... but that means I don't have enough tiles. Bumcheeks."
Sam "You should do it my way"
Me: "We'll see but don't think I will... not sure"

An hour later...

Me: "I had to do it your way eventually"
Sam: "AaAHAHHAHAH! I TooooLLD you SOoO! TOoOoLD you Sooo! TOld you! Oh... oh what's this... it's a can... and it's full of I TOLD YOU SOOO!" *does a dance around the room whilst singing I told you so*
Me: *sore fingered and filthy, but smirking... laughs... then lobs my entire cup of luke warm tea all over him* "AhahahahahahaHAHAa...AHAHA...HAHAhahahahaa"
Sam: "YoooUUU c**k! You'd better run!" *picks up water bottle*
Me: *pegs it outside and runs to hose pipe lolling all the way*

Sam then laughs and locks the door to the house leaving me outside (in the cold and rain!)! Still laughing, I pick up the tile cutter and proceed to clean it before going to the backdoor and knocking on it (still laughing)

Me: "heLlllOooOOOOoo?! hehehehe! HEllLoOoOOo?! Can I come...."

*KERSPLAT*

Me: "What the?!?!... AHahahahahha"

Sam is leaning out the bedroom window and has emptied an entire pot of cooked pasta and sauce all over my head! We couldn't stop laughing! I heart Sam And love working from home! Hehe!