Irrational things that annoy you (and non irrational things too come to think of it)

[Justsomebloke]

Good looking cars that turn out to be Diesels.

Example A.

A lovely looking lady lets me cross in front of her whilst walking home from town, White Audit TT 12 plate gleaming in the sun, I'm thinking well dreaming of her just opening the door & whisking me away showing me her skills driving whilst I admire the lines of her,,,,, Ang on did I say that out loud

Well anyways as I get past she throttles the car to get it going DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER I heard the baby Jesus cry myself right there in a street near my house, Sobbing he was as my heart sank at this awesome looking TRACTOR

What the Sam Hell is going on ??? Why buy a fantastic looking motor & pick the Tractor option, This is not Madness it's Plain 21st century Witchcraft is what it is.

Yer I've said it, I know the Truth, You can't fool & old fool, Am on to you.


Can somebody help me down off my soap box please ???