Close call...

[Will]

Why is it that every mother****ing **** arsed **** ****er bastard ****er is out to get me? First it was my bike, now it's the car - no no don't worry, no impact, but how I missed the **** I really do not know - but I'm now sure there is a God.

So I'm coming round this corner not particularly quickly, but there was a huge line of on coming traffic, and a junction right on the apex of the corner with a yellow box on the junction. It's a bit of a blind corner with all the cars coming round - just as I get to the junction, to my left a car is waiting to pull out, to my right along the line of the traffic a car pulls out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! The middle of this blue corsa is right in front of me - i.e. he was well and truly in front of me. :/

I somehow manage to swerve to the left, and then back to the right around the front of the car, avoiding the other car on the left at the junction, squeezing in between them. And coming to stop, safely without skidding. If I had been in a car any less nimble I'd have gone into either the ****, or the poor waiting car.

I was livid. Absolutely and completely outside of my body with rage as well as (and I don't mind admitting it) fear - or at least adrenaline pumped. People around me were asking if I was ok (I was topless ), but I hadn't heard a word, I was already out of my car and up to the **** asking him what the **** is he doing? He looked incredulous - he had done nothing wrong. Fortunately he had stalled otherwise he'd have scampered. I leant in grabbed his keys and chucked them as hard as I could whilst hurling abuse at him. Everybody around me clapped and cheered, he started getting all shirty, but amazingly despite his big words stayed in the car... I drove off, and saw him running out of his car looking for his keys - I felt great.

Yes I know it's a pathetic not very mature thing to do, and now I've calmed down I feel somewhat guilty about it - but then I just have to think about it and the vein in my head starts throbbing and I remember that that cock nearly helped write off my car - and effectively ruin my bank holiday plans. Maybe I do have a bit of a temper, maybe I don't, I blame my greek blood - either way, that was not the start of the day I needed, though I do love the buzz of the adrenaline. However I don't wish to experience it that way thank you very much.

anyway, I've just had a cup of tea and so feel better. Why is it that every **** on the road doesn't see me? I'm starting to take it personally now!!