Sandwich wars!

[Jonny69]

We've got two companies that come round selling sandwiches for lunchtime.

One usually turns up at about 10:30, a nice lady with a fake tan and a deep voice, nice sarnies and reasonably priced. I feel bad if I'm not buying a sandwich that day and I have to go for a poo while she's outside, it's all the niceties and I have to awkwardly shuffle past to the toilet, so I wait until she's gone. The later Picnic Penny arrives between 11:30 and 12, she's a bit harder looking and not so friendly, also deep voiced but her sandwiches are in posh boxes and more expensive as a result.

So because they come at different times there's no crossover. Until Friday.

Friday for some reason Picnic Penny turned up at 10:30 and was out in the hall at the same time as the earlier lady. And there was a row. Picnic Penny has obviously realised there is someone else in this game and today, the sneaky sly dog turned up at 10 on the dot.

Well we're not having that, when the nice sandwich lady turned up I sent someone out to tell her what was going on. We shall see