Random Scarey and Somewhat Disturbing Thoughts.

[Pheebs]

My brain thoughts yester when painting:

Me: *some random choon*
"hmMMmMHmmmMMMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMhm hm hm hmMM hMhm hm hmMMMm"

Brain: "belly feels bloated"

Me: *wibbles and looks at belly... sticks it out as far as poss with hands behind butt and looks in mirror*
"mmf mff MmmMMF... MMFY MMMFY MMF"
*swings backwards and forwards*
"MmF mMMF MMFF"

Brain: "hehehehe... I look PREGGERS"

Me: *shoves towel up belly*

Brain: "doobie doo preggy preggy"

Me: *Wibbles and jiggles some more*
"Wibble wibbley wibbley me hehehe"

Brain: "I wouldn't want to be pregnant... things bad happen like piles and tearing and things"

Me: *looks in the mirror... frowns at fake preggers belly... pops it out from t-shirt*
"POP"

Brain: "heh... that's kinda how I was born... *POP*... hehehe"

Me: *looks at towel*

Brain: "OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN UP MY MUMS FOOF AND POPPED OUT OF IT"

Me:"WAAAAAAAGH"
*looks disgusted at herself in the mirror, throws towel down on the floor and backs away*

I think I managed to scar myself