Revenge!!

Zirax · 27-08-2007, 22:23

Is best served by my dads old motor.

Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face

Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in.

Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going
*pump* on the accelerator

Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough *pump* *pump* *pump*

I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts.
*click*
VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha

Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home.

It would never have had the same effect in a petrol

The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while

27-08-2007, 22:23	#1
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Revenge!! Is best served by my dads old motor. Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in. Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going pump on the accelerator Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough pump pump pump I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts. click VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home. It would never have had the same effect in a petrol The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while