Legendary tales from the office.

Jonny69 · 24-09-2007, 10:40

There are always great stories that go round the office about current and previous places of work.

One place couldn't work out why the toilet cistern kept breaking in one cubicle but not the others. They duly kept replacing it and one day maintenance were in working on the suspended ceiling and found a stash of porn mags right above that toilet. An employee had been breaking the cistern when standing on it to reach his collection. Naturally no-one ever owned up

When I worked at McDonalds we weren't allowed to wear watches. The reason given to us was a manager used to wear a watch and it dropped off into one of the fryers. Without thinking, the guy put his hand in the hot fat to grab it and from then on nobody was allowed to wear a watch.

What are your stories from round the office? Note: Doesn't matter if they are completely unbelievable

24-09-2007, 10:40	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Legendary tales from the office. There are always great stories that go round the office about current and previous places of work. One place couldn't work out why the toilet cistern kept breaking in one cubicle but not the others. They duly kept replacing it and one day maintenance were in working on the suspended ceiling and found a stash of porn mags right above that toilet. An employee had been breaking the cistern when standing on it to reach his collection. Naturally no-one ever owned up When I worked at McDonalds we weren't allowed to wear watches. The reason given to us was a manager used to wear a watch and it dropped off into one of the fryers. Without thinking, the guy put his hand in the hot fat to grab it and from then on nobody was allowed to wear a watch. What are your stories from round the office? Note: Doesn't matter if they are completely unbelievable __________________