FAO: Belmit

[Garp]

Jive Software's Openfire instant messaging product is one of the easiest software packages I've ever installed because there's zero learning curve. The Openfire software can be installed in less than five minutes, or if you go out for coffee, in 15 minutes.
– Adam Reiser, Cheese Technologist & Co-founder of Pizza.Net

Maybe you can enlighten me as to what a Cheese Technologist is?