Halloween Jokes!

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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Why don't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls and hollow-weenies.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.