Okay, a little warped, but still funny..........

Darrin · 30-10-2007, 01:07

For anyone who has ever had small children or a cat, this is too funny!

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my little kitty cat
and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say 'F$%*,' the rottweiler ate him!'

30-10-2007, 01:07	#1
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Okay, a little warped, but still funny.......... For anyone who has ever had small children or a cat, this is too funny! A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my little kitty cat and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'F$%*,' the rottweiler ate him!' __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".