Bored.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 04:52

I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am.

This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying.

Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary.

Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there.

Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life.

Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all.

" GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP "

It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd.

Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though.

Weekend off coming up ..... o/

02-11-2007, 04:52	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Bored. I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am. This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying. Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary. Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there. Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life. Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all. " GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP " It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd. Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though. Weekend off coming up ..... o/ __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.