Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Tak · 20-12-2007, 16:20

Moneys short and times are hard, so here's your sh*tty Christmas card.

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
Everyone was knackered
Even the mouse

Mum in the bog house
Being sick as a mule
Dad in his undies
Just acting the fool

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung off my arse
To see what's the matter

And there on the lawn
Lay a great big fat dick
I knew in a instant
It must be St Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a Bat out of Hell
I knew in a instant
The fat prat had fell

He filled all our stockings
With prezzies and beer
and a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer

And he shot up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The silly fat prat
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
And he rode out of sight
Don't get too rat-arsed
But have a hell of a night

20-12-2007, 16:20	#1
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Twas the Night Before Christmas... Moneys short and times are hard, so here's your sh*tty Christmas card. Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the house Everyone was knackered Even the mouse Mum in the bog house Being sick as a mule Dad in his undies Just acting the fool When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung off my arse To see what's the matter And there on the lawn Lay a great big fat dick I knew in a instant It must be St Nick He came down the chimney Like a Bat out of Hell I knew in a instant The fat prat had fell He filled all our stockings With prezzies and beer and a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer And he shot up the chimney With a thunderous fart The silly fat prat Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed And he rode out of sight Don't get too rat-arsed But have a hell of a night __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!