So far this Christmas....

[A Place of Light]

My shredder has lost the will to live.
My PC has decided to stop producing sound.
My GF's PC has a borked HD (I think)
The External HD I ordered well before xmas still hasn't turned up.
I received a jumper with a dolphin on the front from a fruitcake auntie who clearly thinks I'm still eight years old

AND

I've discovered I can't bowl anywhere near as well IRL as I can on the Wii.

Harumph.