A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget.

Von Smallhausen · 04-02-2008, 13:22

On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant.

When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ).

I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle.

You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend.

04-02-2008, 13:22	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget. On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant. When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ). I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle. You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.