Farting in public

PvtPyle · 21-02-2008, 23:05

Horror stories in here please

I know this is kind of a brave thread to start considering I have been a member here for all of 4 days, but nevertheless..!

Today I was queueing up patiently at my local Three Cooks bakery to buy myself something fattening manufactured from pastry, bread and pig's hooves and ears and stuff, when to my shock a wee tremor in my belly lead to a silent but violent evacuation of my central gas chambers. Luckily I was at the back of the queue and closest to the door, but I could have sworn I saw one of the patrons who left before me sort of wince in pain...

Tell me I am not alone!!

21-02-2008, 23:05	#1
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	Farting in public Horror stories in here please I know this is kind of a brave thread to start considering I have been a member here for all of 4 days, but nevertheless..! Today I was queueing up patiently at my local Three Cooks bakery to buy myself something fattening manufactured from pastry, bread and pig's hooves and ears and stuff, when to my shock a wee tremor in my belly lead to a silent but violent evacuation of my central gas chambers. Luckily I was at the back of the queue and closest to the door, but I could have sworn I saw one of the patrons who left before me sort of wince in pain... Tell me I am not alone!!