Farting in public

[MarcLister]

Originally Posted by Roberta

My youngest, Beck, is the most noxious smelling thing on earth.

Yesterday was parents evening at Kai's school and as I was alone all 3 kids came with me. I was sat talking to a teacher when the most foul stench began to creep in. There was that moment when the teacher looked at both me and Kai trying to work out which one of us it was. I would like to point out that Beck was actually sat about 6 feet away behind us on a row of chairs. He was sat next to his poor sister who looked green and 3 chairs away from him was a woman and her son with their hands over their faces.

It would be lovely if I was exaggerating but I'm not.